The Fangreaders Commandments

The Fangreaders Commandments

I.

You shall love the great ASkars, and him only shalt thou serve.

II.

Thou Shalt Hate Beel and All His Works even unto the tenth generation

III.

Thou Shalt not Do Spoilers before All Have had the Chance to Watch the Latest

Episode!

IV.

Remember the Black Tank, and Keep it Holy

V.

Honour the GP

VI.

If Thou Gettest A Chance to Knife AB in the back,

thou shalt take it, and none shall

judge thee!

VII.

The Name and Reputation of Beel Compton Shall be Accursed for Ever

VIII.

If Thou Feelest An Overwhelming Desire to Give a Certain Telepath A Good

Slapping, Thou Shalt Not Restrain Thyself.

IX.

Thou shalt not cover the Holy GP with a sock

X.

Thou shalt not turn thine eyes away from a were about to change unless he is ugly

XI.

And ASkars spoke from heaven and said lo, the whole of my GP give I unto thee

(or at least as much as thou canst handle) and it shall be a blessing unto thee.

XII.

Thou shalt not spread lies about the beauty of the fae or you shall be striketh down

( AB this means you )

XIII.

Tara Thornton Shall Be Banished From The Land for Being Terminally

Irritating to say nothing of Dull as Shit

XIV.

Any Who Encounter Charlaine Harris Shall Require of Her

(At GUnpoint if Necessary) That She Re-Write DR and Do It Properly,

on Pain of Death

XV.

Thou Shalt Not Suffer A Shifter With An Irritating Brother To Live

XVI.

And God Spake All These Words, saying "Behold ASkars is My Well

Beloved and my Chosen; Let All Fall Down and Worship Before Him For He

Is Made Perfect, Even If I Sayest So Mine Own Self. I did A Good Job With

This One. Yeah, Verily

XVII.

Behold, There Is Only One GP and ASkars is the Bearer, For He Is Made

In Mine Own Image

XVIII.

Thou Shalt Not Tamper With The Fucking Shower Scene, Lest Thou Be

Stricken With All Manner of Plagues, Involving Boils and Private Parts! For Lo,

The Wrath of the Fangreaders Shall Fall Upon Thee, And The World Shall Become

as Dark in Thine Eyes, and Thou Shalt Be Set Upon by Vast Hordes of Hormonal

Women, Seeking Vengeance, Yea, Even Unto the Uttermost!

XIX.

Thou Shalt Not Waste Eric's Screentime On Lesser and Inferior Beings

XX.

Thou Shalt Give ASkars Top Billing At All Times and In All Places,

For Ever and Ever, World Without End, Amen