FangReaders: The Fangreaders Awards are Out of the Coffins

Saturday, 26 November 2011

The Fangreaders Awards are Out of the Coffins

The Fangreaders are proud to present an awards ceremony our fandom has never seen. The tuxes and dresses are being designed. The Royalty Blended Blood is being ordered. Fangbangers are queuing up to be on the selected donor list. All this and more are to come as we get ready to celebrate those memorable fanfics that have made us laugh, cry and swoon.

Soon our distinguished Fangreaders will be given a ballot in their email boxes so they can start nominating their favourite fanfics and their authors for categories like Best Comedy, Best Romance and Best Angst among many others. Once the ballots are all in, the top four fanfics in each of the categories will be presented to the entire fandom for public voting. The winners of the Fangie Awards will then be announced live at an awards ceremony in the Fangreaders Hall of Fame and presented by our favourite SVM & TB characters.

Stay tuned for all the latest news and information about the upcoming awards. You can also follow us on Twitter @FangreadersChat and @Fang_readersLJ

The pressure is building in preparation for the big gala. We will be sneaking a peak in BonTemps, Shreveport and New Orleans to see how all our favourite characters are getting ready for the big event.

Pam's Rush for Red by vilannh

Pam looked around Fangtasia imagining how she wanted to decorate for the Fangies coming up. Of course Eric would volunteer their club for the party, then spend all his spare time with Sookie. She didn't care though. He handed her his Black AMex card and told her to do her magic.

The party planner she hired to handle things during the day suggested not having a red carpet.

"Maybe blue or purple. It is so popular now a days to go against the red." the young woman told her. She really was paying her to much Pam thought.

"Of course we are going red you idiot, these are the Fangies. Not some throw together award show where half the stars don't show up. This is the most important night of the year to honor the people who write out their obsessions with us. Do you not understand how much pussy I have gotten thanks to these authors?"

"Y...yes Miss Ravenscroft ma'am. I'll get right on it then" she stuttered as she stammered out the room

A Couple of Months Later...

The Fangies were a few days away and everything was going great as far as planning went. The day planner pulled up to the club in a long van. Pam could smell the fear rolling off the woman.

"Miss Ravenscroft ...um ...well ...um" she stood there shifting from foot to foot nervously

"Oh for goodness sake spit it out already I haven't got forever. Well I do but you don't bloodbag." Pam sneered at her

"I couldn't get the red carpet. So the company sent purple " oh this incompetent little bitch, must I do everything Pam mentally questioned.

She immediately pulled out her phone and called the carpet suppliers. To her surprise there was no red carpet in the state of Louisiana. As she called around she learned that with the Oscars being so close, all the red had been shipped to Los Angeles for the many parties they were having. This shit just would not do. She had to have red. Her writers deserved nothing but the best. Oh, and all the other people that were attending too.

She jumped in the van and drove off leaving the day planner standing in the dust cloud that Pam had kicked up with the van. She drove all throughout the night, stopped at a hotel for the day, and then drove the next night. When Pam arrived at the Shrine Auditorium there was a small crew of workers getting it ready for the Oscars. She looked around at the ground and saw the perfect velvety red carpet.

She opened the back of the van and grabbed the hideous lavender carpet that had been given for her event. Yes it was her event, there wasn't a writer out there that didn't love her. She found a darker spot that was not being monitored and began her task.

The night before the Fangies she walked around triple checking all the details. Pam reached outside the front door just as Eric and Sookie walked up.

"The outside looks wonderful Pam...Uh, but did you know that the carpet has the Oscar logo on the edge as you walk up" Sookie said in her sweet southern drawl.

Pam sped away and reappeared with a pair of scissors. She cut off the part that said Oscars.

"Damn carpet printers can't get anything right I tell you" She said as she walked past the pair into the club.

As the trio walked up to the bar they heard the announcer on the TV.

Well Jim we are two days away from the Oscars and it looks as though they have changed it up a bit this year. The carpet seems to have a huge patch of light purple carpet added to it and the Oscar Logo is not there as it has been in the past

Thank you Bob I wonder how Joan Rivers will feel about standing on that this year. HAHAHA.

Eric and Sookie turn to look at Pam

"Hollywood just isn't as glamorous as it used to be. " Pam said as she sped away

Many thanks to vilannh for providing this story inspired by the “Fangies” ~ Please show her some love and leave a review HERE

We will be featuring stories from our members that are inspired by the upcoming awards. If you have a story you want to submit please contact Fairy .